I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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