is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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