I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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