hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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