She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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