Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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