He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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