im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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