Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Damn victory sex feels great
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