just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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