Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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