she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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