I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm like, not good at living.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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