I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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