if you like me you must not know who I am
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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