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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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