New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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