I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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