We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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