Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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