At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Randomize
