I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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