Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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