you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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