It's Friday. Sex?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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