Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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