I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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