oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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