Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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