i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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