your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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