laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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