After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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