How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
They took my balls.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
