I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
