Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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