Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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