i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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