we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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