I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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