Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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