We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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