no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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