I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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