we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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