i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I have aggressive nipples.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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