Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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