Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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