im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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