Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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