Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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