hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Randomize
