in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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