I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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